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On-chain evidence for the trenches

The pumps were fun.
Now you’re the product.

You were early. The chart looked clean. One red candle later, the deployer was gone, and so was your SOL. In the trenches a rug isn’t a scandal anymore. It became normal. When it was planned, the chain kept the receipts. Snitch shows who sold to you, how fast, and where your money went, so you can act on it. Together, we can save the trenches.

Free to read. No wallet connection, ever.

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Only trust the address posted here.

The Snitch canary, a yellow bird in a black leather jacket and trainers, lowering its sunglasses

The trenches didn't die.
The culture got hijacked.

Losing on a bad move is trading. Losing because the launch was rigged before you clicked buy is theft. Devs rug. Callers dump on their followers. The guy who got rugged last week is launching his own rug this week. That's how a culture dies.

The factories

51.3%

of the tokens launched on 28 Oct came from wallets with 100+ launches. Launch, bundle, dump, repeat.

The converts

Rugged ten times. Became the eleventh.

The burned traders who decided to burn the next one.

The cycle only breaks when rugging has consequences.

They call it. You buy.
Then they sell it.

pump.fun pays its top callers six figures a month to post. You pay for their exit.

Before you ape the next call, check the caller: how their last 20 calls did, whether they bought before posting, and how fast they sold after. It's all on-chain, and Snitch has it in one place.

  1. The callpump.fun records the exact second it was posted.
  2. The walletsTheir main wallet, plus every wallet pump.fun links to their account. Nothing guessed.
  3. The score"Sold 50%+ before the peak on 9 of 12 calls." Every sale one click away.

Selling isn't a crime. Selling while shilling you to buy is the problem. Now it's on the record. All paid callers · How it's measured

The math isn't mathing

28 Oct · 24 hours · pump.fun

46,501 born.
45,749 buried before bonding.

Lucky enough to catch one that made it? Don't sleep on it. 81% of the survivors later drop 90% or more from their peak. Only 5 in 150 ever see their high again.

You were never the player. You were the chips.

Every new pump.fun token over one full day, counted on-chain by Federal Meme Reserve. Figures for 28 Oct.

98.4% of the day's new tokens never completed their bonding curve. Each square is a thousandth of them; the lit ones made it to the open market.Federal Meme Reserve, Mortality. Method: Dune 8318898 and 8318920Even the survivors fall. Of 150 Solana memecoins that made it onto exchanges, 81% later lost 90% or more from their peak. Only 5 ever got back to their high.Coin Metrics, 7 October 2026
0new tokens, roughly, since you opened this page
An estimate, not a live feed. It ticks at about 1,938 an hour: 46,501 new tokens in one day, spread evenly.Federal Meme Reserve, The Printer. Method: Dune 8318898
752 tokens completed the curve and reached the open market. Each slot is one in every 100 new tokens.Federal Meme Reserve, The Survivors. Method: Dune 8318920
100+ launches 51.3%Fewer than 100: the rest
51.3% of the day's tokens came from wallets that had launched 100 or more. These are the serial deployers Snitch reports on.Federal Meme Reserve, The Factories. Method: Dune 8337668

Figures for 28 Oct. Market statistics: Federal Meme Reserve, printed daily off the chain. An independent data source; case findings are Snitch's own. The survivors' fall: Coin Metrics.

Launch. Bundle. Dump. Repeat.
Paste. Expose. Report. Repeat.

Their loop runs on silence. Ours runs on receipts. Paste any token and in about 20 seconds the case is open. Every wallet in it goes on the record, so the next rug costs them more.

Everything they hoped
you’d never see.

Live now on real launches. Free to read.

Live

Launch receipt

Who grabbed the first block, and what they paid.

2 min 52 s
Live

Fast-kill check

How fast they dumped on you, to the second.

Live

Funding trail

Where the launch money came from: traced back to the wallet that paid for it all.

BinanceCoinbaseMEXCOKXBybitKuCoinGateBitgetKrakenHTX
Live

Hit the exchange

20 exchanges, each with its route for reporting the wallet.

SN-261013-QX7KD
Live

Locked snapshots

Each case is fingerprinted when it locks. New evidence is added as a new snapshot; the old one is never overwritten.

0.0SOL
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Your loss, on paper

Your buys, sells and loss, added up for the report.

Deployer 4fQe…Launch 1Launch 2Launch 3
Live

The Lineup

Same wallets, next token: they launch again, the report says so.

📣 sold 100% before the peak
Live

Callers, caught

Their call time next to their wallet’s sells, to the second.

📣 CALLERS├ 3 callouts on pump.fun└ sold 80% before the peak
Live

Telegram bot

Paste a token in Telegram. Get the receipts back.

XPolice37 countries
Live

Reports, pre-written

For X, the exchange and the police. Paste and send.

Live Case file: the full case as a PDF and a spreadsheet, made out to your wallet, $10 Next Snitch Watch: alerts the moment a caller or launch group starts selling

The Lineup

Someone’s always watching.
And he writes everything down.

Every deployer, funder and X account in a report goes in the book. New ticker, new name: when the same wallets launch again, the next report says so, before you buy.

Check a token

Got rugged?
We hand you the case.

Every report is free to read and share, for everyone. The case file is what you hand over: a locked case number, the launch group and every one of their transactions, the money trail to the exchange, paid callers who sold into their own call, your own buys, sells and loss, and the reports for X, the exchange and the police, written for you. A PDF to hand over, and a spreadsheet of every wallet.

How you get the case file

  1. Run the reportIt is free. Check it shows what you need.
  2. Enter your walletThe one you bought the token with. The case file is made out to it, and your payment is tied to it, so nobody else can use your payment.
  3. Send $10In USDC, USDT or SOL on Solana: from that wallet, or from any wallet or exchange with your payment code in the memo. No wallet connection, no sign-up.
  4. Paste the transaction ID and downloadSnitch checks it on-chain in a few seconds. A PDF and a spreadsheet of every wallet, open again for 30 days.

Read a report

Free

Flags, case number, launch group, source of funds, your loss statement, the Lineup, and a link you can share.

Case file

$10

One token, made out to your wallet. Paid in USDC, USDT or SOL. $SNITCH will be accepted once it launches, and 25% of every $SNITCH payment is burned.

Snitch Watch

Soon

Live alerts in Telegram: every buy and sell by pump.fun's top paid callers, with their record, and the moment a launch group starts selling a token you hold.

Data and API

Later

Usage-based access for terminals, wallets, launchpads and researchers.

$SNITCH has not launched. There is no contract address yet, and any token using the name today has nothing to do with Snitch. When it launches, the address will be published on this page first. It will be a memecoin used to pay for Snitch services, with no promise of profit.

25% of every $SNITCH payment is burned.

Burns are made from the Snitch wallet and read straight from the chain, so anyone can check them.

Paid in $SNITCH
0
Owed to the burn
0
Burned so far
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The count starts when $SNITCH launches.

Wallets, not people. Patterns, not verdicts.

We are not against risk. We are against theft.

Never a flag on its own

  • A price that went to zero
  • A founder who made mistakes
  • A project that ran out of road
  • A small bundle to get ahead of snipers

What gets documented

  • Coordinated wallet funding
  • Concealed bundling followed by a fast exit
  • Rapid, synchronised selling
  • The same launch structure, repeated
  • Where the proceeds moved

Facts, not verdicts

A flag describes behaviour and links the transactions behind it.

No real-world identity claims

Snitch shows wallets, and the names people publicly attach to them on pump.fun or X. Never real names, faces, locations, employers, family, or crowd-sourced claims about who owns a wallet.

Every flag shows its working

Each one links the transactions behind it, so anyone can check it or challenge it.

Know where to take the evidence.

Pick a country on the map or from the list. Snitch shows the official route first, and an email only where one is published.

Reporting route listed37 countries
Use official channels only. No legitimate authority charges crypto to open a case.

Make them think twice.

A rug only pays if nobody looks. Every receipt adds to a record that follows the same wallets and the same X accounts from one launch to the next.

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